Chinese Takeout Bong

Premium Novelty Design for Elevated Sessions

Bring a playful, high-performing twist to your next session with the Chinese Takeout Bong by Hemper. This premium, compact water pipe is designed for those who appreciate functional glass art combined with reliable performance. Ideal for both seasoned collectors and casual smokers looking to elevate their dry herb experience, this piece merges whimsical design with superb filtration. Get yours from ZVaporizer Australia for fast, reliable service.

Key Features & Vapor Performance

Despite its compact 6-inch height, the Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong packs a serious punch when it comes to filtration and vapor quality. Equipped with an integrated stem diffuser percolator, it forces smoke through water to break it down into tiny, cooled bubbles. This process strips away harsh heat and impurities, delivering exceptionally smooth, flavorful draws that preserve the natural terpene profile of your dry herbs. The restricted chamber volume ensures rapid steam build-up and instant clearing, providing dense clouds without requiring massive lung capacity.

Build Quality & Ergonomics

Crafted from premium 5mm thick borosilicate glass, this water pipe is built to handle everyday use. The robust construction gives it a satisfying, heavy hand feel, while the wide 3-inch circular base offers excellent stability on flat surfaces. Ergonomically, the clever chopstick mouthpiece acts as an angled neck, preventing splashback and allowing for a comfortable, relaxed posture during use. The iconic takeout box design is finished with high-quality decals that won\'t fade or peel over time, making it a standout conversation piece on any tabletop.

How to Use & Maintenance

Operating and maintaining your water pipe is straightforward. Follow these simple steps to ensure the best performance:

1. Fill the chamber with enough water to submerge the stem diffuser holes (approximately 1 to 1.5 inches).
2. Finely grind your dry herbs and pack them lightly into the included 14mm male flower bowl.
3. Insert the bowl into the female joint, ignite, and draw gently through the chopstick mouthpiece.
4. Slide the bowl out to clear the chamber of vapor.
5. To clean, pour out the water, add isopropyl alcohol and coarse salt, shake gently, and rinse thoroughly with warm water.

What\'s in the Box

Keep your setup complete and running smoothly with these included essentials, or browse our extensive range of vaporizer parts and accessories to customize your experience:

• 1 x Hemper Chinese Takeout Bong
• 1 x 14mm Male Joint Flower Bowl

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the joint size of this bong?

The Chinese Takeout Bong features a 14mm female joint and comes complete with a matching 14mm male flower bowl. It is also compatible with other 14mm male attachments or vaporizers via appropriate adapters.

How often should I clean this water pipe?

For the best flavor and performance, we recommend changing the water daily and giving the bong a thorough clean with isopropyl alcohol once a week to prevent residue buildup.

Can I use this bong with a dry herb vaporizer?

Yes! By using a 14mm water pipe adapter (WPA) compatible with your specific vaporizer, you can easily connect it to this bong for water-filtered vapor.

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14-day return policy for unused, sealed vaporizers and accessories in original manufacturer packaging. Return postage is covered by the customer.

All products are strictly intended for legal herbal use by adults aged 18 and older. Proof of age may be requested upon delivery.